Friday, January 21, 2011

YOU'RE SO VAIN!

I fell last Friday night.  On my face!
I was walking our dog and tripped.  Dog went one way and I went the other, I stopped my fall with my face.  I was able to hit redial on my phone and call my husband.  I screamed for him to grab a towel and come get me.  My fabulous dog stayed by my side and started barking when Nick came running out the door.  She got an extra treat the next day.

There was blood everywhere!  The right side of my face looked like I had been drug across the street.  My lip swelled to larger than Angelina's.  We thought that my nose might have been broken.  Argh.  We cleaned everything up and I decided that I wouldn't be leaving the house for the rest of the weekend.  When my stepdaughter saw me, she winced and said it was hard to look at me (Insert joke here).  The worst part of this accident is that my husband and I go to one dinner dance a year.  That party is Friday.

Once Monday came, I had to go public with my face.  First of all, I am very lucky, nothing permanently harmed or broken.  All should eventually go back to the way it used to be.  I discovered 3 things from this experience.

1.  Falling on your face hurts!  A lot!  Sneezing is not fun when your face is messed up.

2.  Oh my gosh, I am SO vain!  I have spent so much time in the mirror and trying to care for the cuts and bruises.  Every bump has been examined.  Creams and elixers have been tested.  Lots of tears too.

3.  The looks people gave me when they first saw me were similar to the ones I got when I was at my highest weight.  People gasped!  These are not my friends or family, but strangers.  The insecurity that I felt when I was over 300 pounds came screaming back.  I did not want to see patients this week.  I didn't want to go anywhere.  I hated the "I am trying to act like this doesn't freak me out, yet it really does" looks from people I didn't know.

I was going to write this on Monday, but at the time I didn't know that I would be healing so quickly.  My nose still hurts and there is lots of pink new skin on my face with bruising, but I am better.  There is a huge difference in my looks from last Saturday to today.  I  have a party to go to tonight.  I am taking a deep breath and am planning to have fun.  Bruises and all.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

THE FAMILY MOTTO

We have a running joke in my family.  The Jones family motto is: "If a little is good, then a lot is better."  This pertains to EVERYTHING!  If one tube of toothpaste is good, buy multiples and then you don't have to go back to the store as often.  If one sweater looks good on you, get one in every color!  If one roll is yummy, have as many as you can stuff into your mouth!

This is an expensive motto in every way shape and form.  My mother told me just last week, that she is on her last bar of soap from my father's stockpile.  My father passed away in 2003.  We are not hoarders in any sense of the word, though my husband might argue that point, we just want to make sure we do not run out of the things we love.  I would call us pre-hoarders.  Currently, I limit the products to buying a shower gel to store in the cupboard, the moment the last one goes into the shower.  When the kids were home full time, I made it two, as things would often disappear and I hate showering with my shampoo!

When it comes to clothes, I am the same way.  I go to the Gap and if I find a t-shirt I adore, I get one in every color.  I know I won't wear them all, some colors don't look good on me, but I will buy it, just in case.  Crazy thinking huh?  Well the Salvation Army loves me for my donations of never worn clothing!  Right now I am trying to amass a Tory Burch cardigan sweater collection, but they are expensive and I must limit my collecting to sweaters that are on sale.  Let me know if you see one!

The family motto as it relates to food.  Hmmmm.  Pre-Lapband, it was a mess!  A little is good and alot is more shopping for bigger sized clothes!  Seconds on everything!  Holidays were the worst.  Lots of favorite dishes are only made during the holidays.  Must eat as much as possible as it won't be back for a year!  Pants get tighter, etc.  My sister always says, "Lets not stop eating." A whirlwind of cakes, cookies, candy, creamy dishes, yum!  Then January hits.  We all are remorseful and we pledge to lose weight.

Post Lapband, it is much better.  During most of my banded holidays, I have lost weight.  I have had to learn that I can leave food on my plate and that is ok.  I use to think that I needed to take it home and eat it.  Now I know that I don't have to do that.  I actually lost 2.5 pounds over the holidays this year!  While there are loads of people going to the gym as part of their resolutions, I never stopped.  I knew that if I took some time off, I would have gained. 

What is your family motto?  Is it a healthy one?  Is it similar to my motto?  Perhaps, I need to change our motto to a more positive one.  All I have to do is shorten it.  Instead of "If a little is good, then a lot is better," it can be "Little is good!"